this is fucking hilarious
"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
It’s almost as if my hand was smaller back then…
"pokemon is running out of ideas"
geodude was a rock with arms
no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality